conversation with eshia

Eshia: “hey guys! I got some cupcakes from crumbs!”
Roomates: “awesome!!!”
Jose: “let me go Buy some milk”
Eshia: “i fucking hate milk”
Jose: “i dont care, i like milk”
5 minutes passes and jose returns with the milk”
Eshia: “ok put the cupcakes in the microwave cuz they are old”
Roomates: “wtf how old”
Eshia: “like 2 days i think”
20 seconds after the cupcakes are already warm eshia and jose start eating the chocolate one”
Eshia: “it tastes kind of sour”
Jose: “fuck eshia” (while spitting out the rest out of his mouth)

I wrote this while being in the bathroom for the 3rd time since i ate that cupcake.

Thank you eshia, i love you too.

Jose